On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again

I accepted a position in the U.S. and I am ecstatic. I am also frantically trying to find a way to get there prior to my start date and have those other little luxuries lined up, such as a place to live, transportation to and from work, school for The Kid, and all those other fun things. I restarted my life completely over 2 years ago. I gained absolutely no ground in those 2 years, in fact, I think I went backwards. Now, I get to do it again.

I have a huge list of to-do's to get done over the next week. I have to close bank accounts, get school records, figure out what to pack and what to leave behind, find an apartment in the U.S., finish my background check with the new employer (the final piece, the drug screen, is scheduled for Monday), and the list goes on.

I will not miss Canada nor anyone or anything in it or associated with it. It is my goal in life to avoid purchasing Canadian products or products made by Canadian companies. I will also never return and never drop one of my tourists dimes in this UCSR (Union of Canadian Socialist Republic). This is one time I will burn all my bridges and not only set them alite, but take an axe to them and chop them into tiny little pieces which I will run through a wood chipper, then set alite. No, I am not angry about these last 2 years at all.